Over on GoGirl:
Some thoughts about how my concepts of friendships and "hanging out" have changed, 17 months into my Peace Corps service.
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2013/05/16/friends-young-and-old/
Down South: my Peace Corps adventures in Colombia
Stories from my two years on the lovely coast of Colombia, in the teeming city of Barranquilla. FYI: The contents of this website are mine personally and do not reflect any position of the U.S. government or the Peace Corps.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
Life, Liberty, and Happiness
Hello there, friends. It’s been a bit of a time. The long story
short: life has been good.
The slightly longer story, list style:
The slightly longer story, list style:
In the past few weeks (in addition to work, which is
chugging along) I have
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Visited Santa Marta
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Become an honorary “Scout de Colombia”
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Moved
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Joined a gym
The elaborated story –
Santa Marta:
Almost a month ago, I was invited to go to Santa Marta by
the family who were my neighbors and another volunteer’s family during training
(invitation of the “come and join!” rather than the “come and we pay!” kind). I
eagerly accepted. Weeks went by and I heard nothing, so I assumed the normal, we-invited-you-because-we-like-you-but-didn’t-plan-to-follow-up
sort of invitation. Then, two days before the weekend, I get a call. “Emily,
what days are you joining us this weekend?”
Oh. They meant it!
I canceled my (not-too-existent) alternative plans and headed down to Santa Marta. We visited the beautiful Playa de los Muertos (Beach of the Dead) aka Playa Cristal. It’s a part of Parque Tayrona that can be reached by boat, which we did along with our lovely tour group. We swam, relaxed in our chairs, and ate the pescado sudadoso or “sweated fish” the family had packed as a picnic lunch (alongside rice, yucca, and patacones.) And drank a huge thermos-ful of SunTea, the local “Nestea” (pronounced soontee).
Some pictures:
A few girls in my one of my eighth grade classes were ecstatic to learn that I was a girl scout, growing up. They invited me to come to their scout meetings, here. (How do you say Scout in Spanish? For phonetic reasons (“s’s” before consonants are given an “eh” push-off), “Eh-scout”!)
Scouts here are mixed boys and girls. There appear to be more similarities to the Boyscouts of America than the Girlscouts…which I am aware of due to years of enforced attendance to my brother’s boy scout ceremonies. Their official patch is basically the same as the boy scouts, and they also attend international scout jamborees. They also have a lot of rituals, including lots of saluting and shouting at the beginning, and do many wonderful leadership activities. The categories of Scout are by ages: Lobato, Caminante, Scout, and Rover, from ages tiny to 25. They also go camping! In tents! I’ve been invited to attend a camping event in a few weekends. I’ll keep you posted :)
Last weekend was Dia del NiƱo, which involves celebrating the existence of children through energetic displays of child-love such as: activities in all the local malls, free candy given out at school, debuts of lion cubs at the local zoo, and neighborhood events where there are free treats (for the parent and/or child, whomever gets there first), an “animator” who encourages the children to jump and yell, lots of loud music, burlap sack races, cheerleading performances, etc.
My Scout Troop helped out at the neighborhood event at the park where we hold meetings. As an honorary “dirigente”, or, Scout Leader, I helped oversee the members as they secured exits, gave directions, and held an exhibition of scouting gear for the local children. I’ll just say – these kids are really wonderful kids.
Afterwards, we trekked to a favorite fast food place for a late dinner called “Tronco ‘e Sabor” – which translates roughly to, “A Super-lot of Flavor” and got the biggest plates of salchipapa-esque food I’ve ever seen. Every meat imaginable chopped up with French fries, bollo, lettuce, sauces, French-fry-onion pieces, topped with cheese and three ribs. Yeah. It was a good day and night.
So. For the last year y pico, I’ve lived with a family of 10, 2-3 chihauhuas, a parrot, 3 turtles, a partridge, and a pear tree. With always something going on at every hour of the night and day—picos blaring, family running in and out of the house, babies everywhere, food getting fried willy-nilly, and generous, kind, super-attentive host moms, the experience was enlightening, challenging, tumultuous, and one-of-a-kind.
Recently, a fellow Peace Corps Volunteer had to return home for health reasons. The house he left belonged to a family I lived near during training – the very same family who I joined in Santa Marta. I was ready for a different sort of living experience, and when the host mom invited me to take the former volunteer’s place in her household, I accepted happily. The family is childless, the mom is a teacher and the dad is a chef. I have unlimited access to the kitchen – and I’m making my own food(!) There are times when I am alone in the house.
We go to bed by 9:00 (host mom and I both have to be at work super early) My room has a window.
Gym:
This year, I promised myself I’d
avoid and/or actively take action against things that are challenging, that I
actually can change. Including things in the “luxury” category. For example: one
thing that’s been really tough is a lack of aerobic exercise. Although I bought
an elliptical, after about 8 months it was broken more often than not. My new
house is a block and a half from a local gym of the “professional” sort
(Barranquilla’s gyms range from garages outfitted with weights where you can
pay 1 or 2 mil by the hour, to super fancy gyms that are over 300 mil a month).
This gym isn’t a cheap one, but it’s affordable and, although heaven knows I
never expected a gym to factor into my Peace Corps service, I’m loving it.
…So basically what I’m saying is that, this month has brought
a lot of good change. For the first time in a long time, I am happy in many
aspects of my life…at the same time! Challenges come and they go, but having
exciting experiences and peace in my home life is making all the difference.
Here’s to a wonderful May!
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Parental Visit!
After months and months of excitement and anticipation, the parents finally made it to Colombia. We saw some highlights of both the country and my daily life. It was wonderful to have them here, and wonderful to share so many moments. Miss ya'll already!
Funny side effect: people from all around the city keep telling me they saw all us walking around in the most unlikely places, and that I look just like my mom. Can't argue with that :)
Highlights in pictures
Nothing like family to brighten the month!
Funny side effect: people from all around the city keep telling me they saw all us walking around in the most unlikely places, and that I look just like my mom. Can't argue with that :)
Highlights in pictures
Easter Parades in Bogota
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| Villa de Leyva beauty |
| Heading down from our hostel |
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| We rode horses! Cowboy style |
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| We bought hats on Cartagena's wall |
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| Something of a family resemblance |
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| Enjoying the "local" foods...ahem. |
| My students were super excited to meet my parents |
| Exploring downtown Barranquilla |
Nothing like family to brighten the month!
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
March is almost over?!
I've been a bad poster, I know. So. Briefly:
- I've had a few friends come to visit, which was great. One even showed me how to do some awesome things in the classroom, aka using a storytelling method of teaching English called TPRS that involves all the students and gets them into the whole listening/speaking/writing/reading...you know, language learning process. We ended that class at school with all my 8th graders chanting "TE QUEREMOS NATALIE!" It was adorable.
- We held a volunteer-organized all-volunteer meeting and VAC election, which left us with productive all-volunteer goals for the year as well a super well-organized VAC. VAC stands for Volunteer Action Committee. It's similar to a student council and acts as a liason between volunteers and staff. One exists in every country, but as a new Peace Corps program, it's been lots of work to get this up and going. Jessica is our new PCV Colombia president and the meeting was the culmination of lots of work on our end, so that was an awesome thing!
- Semana Santa happens now. There's no work this week, which means lots of prep time for the upcoming outreach program Jessica and I have in the works. Come July, we'll be offering a methodology certification program to English teachers of Barranquilla. We've got the Secretary of Education on board, and it should be awesome and a sustainable, effective option that takes advantage of our super urban placement.
- This weekend, I'll be flying to Bogota to meet with my parents, who are coming to Colombia!!!!!! It's finally happening. Super excited that after this, my entire immediate family will have at least some idea of my life and the setting that I tend to talk about, well, constantly. Woot woot!
- And, finally, the latest in GoGirl: an overdue post on Minca aka my favorite place on the Colombian Coast. http://www.travelgogirl.com/2013/03/21/minca-magic Since Minca is incredible, and since I consider it my informal mission in life to inform everyone about what they should also consider to be the best things ever, you should probably check it out :) (I may have succumbed to the temptation to gush, just a bit. Just FYI..)
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Carnaval 2013, recap
As written for GoGirl -
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2013/02/21/barranquilla-carnaval-2nd-time-around/
Carnaval is finally over, so now we'll just have to talk about it all the way until next year! (Because really, what else is there in life??)
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2013/02/21/barranquilla-carnaval-2nd-time-around/
Carnaval is finally over, so now we'll just have to talk about it all the way until next year! (Because really, what else is there in life??)
Friday, February 8, 2013
Why have school when you can have Carnaval?!
Carnaval officially starts tomorrow...the second and last of my Carnavals here! After the craziness of last year, I wobble between fleeing from and throwing myself into the party. The place where it's entirely unavoidable, of course, is...school!
My school loves Carnaval. With less time to prepare this year, since Carnaval is so early, it wasn't quite so ridiculous...mostly because the weeks of practicing leading up to it were cut down, which meant, a few fewer weeks of insanity...which does wonders for being able to survive the real thing.
A matter of survival?? you ask. How can it be??!!!
Well, let me tell you, the day after our school Carnaval, my ears are still ringing. This year, I took some video on my lil camera. It's not great quality, but here it is, in an attempt to bring you some of the ridiculous, amazing, spectacular, "bulla" of Carnaval at my school.
I've had some other amazing Carnaval experiences, more on those later. For now, enjoy!
My school loves Carnaval. With less time to prepare this year, since Carnaval is so early, it wasn't quite so ridiculous...mostly because the weeks of practicing leading up to it were cut down, which meant, a few fewer weeks of insanity...which does wonders for being able to survive the real thing.
A matter of survival?? you ask. How can it be??!!!
Well, let me tell you, the day after our school Carnaval, my ears are still ringing. This year, I took some video on my lil camera. It's not great quality, but here it is, in an attempt to bring you some of the ridiculous, amazing, spectacular, "bulla" of Carnaval at my school.
I've had some other amazing Carnaval experiences, more on those later. For now, enjoy!
Monday, February 4, 2013
Food and foodblogging fun.
I started a food blog last year. I really meant to be good about posting. I had a lot of fun when I did it semi-regularly..for a tad over a month. Then life/a host family quite zealous about feeding me/etc got in the way...and I wasn't cooking very much.
But...that's no way for a girl who likes to cook (read: is food-obsessed) to stay sane!
So, tonight I cooked. I ate what I cooked. I turned down the additional dinner my host family very sweetly tried to press on me after watching me cook and eat (thirds of) my dinner. (Their way of thinking was--pure vegetables?? that can't be a real dinner! You should eat these fried bananas and lentils and rice, too!)
Tongue still tingling with the tangy ginger-garlic-passionfruit-cayenne-spiced stirfry sauce, I posted what I made. The blog has a new name and address, too. Maybe I'll get to post a little more regularly...that's the goal at least!
Anyway, if you're interested in passion fruit stir fry fun, look no further :)
http://cookingdownthehouse.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/passionfruit-spicy-veggie-stirfry-the-right-decision/
But...that's no way for a girl who likes to cook (read: is food-obsessed) to stay sane!
So, tonight I cooked. I ate what I cooked. I turned down the additional dinner my host family very sweetly tried to press on me after watching me cook and eat (thirds of) my dinner. (Their way of thinking was--pure vegetables?? that can't be a real dinner! You should eat these fried bananas and lentils and rice, too!)
Tongue still tingling with the tangy ginger-garlic-passionfruit-cayenne-spiced stirfry sauce, I posted what I made. The blog has a new name and address, too. Maybe I'll get to post a little more regularly...that's the goal at least!
Anyway, if you're interested in passion fruit stir fry fun, look no further :)
http://cookingdownthehouse.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/passionfruit-spicy-veggie-stirfry-the-right-decision/
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Some early successes
Last post, I talked about some exciting differences between this year and last year. Here are some happy updates:
Co-volunteer Jessica and I held the first annual January in-service all-Barranquilla-English-teacher workshop. It was a success! We were teaching methodology: curriculum development, evaluation strategies (rubrics, whaaa?!) and classroom materials.
With 40 spots available, we filled them all. Both days. Teachers who'd had to work in their schools' morning sessions came for the entire afternoon...both days! We had positive feedback, confirmed by very official survey responses. Even more exciting, Jessica and I began enacting our plans to take advantage of our extremely urban site; we put out our citywide year-long outreach plan out for public consumption (traveling Peace Corps TEL workshops sponsored by the Secretary of Education, to complement our all-city Saturday classes), and have already had strong positive responses, including official requests for school visits. Woohoo!
The business cards Jessica and I jointly created are pretty awesome, too. (Who woulda thought I'd be using business cards in the Peace Corps?! Apparently that's not such a strange thing, in the realm of Peace Corps volunteer-ism...but we're still a little slap-happy about them and their effectiveness. Jessica and Emily going "pro" = fun!)
Anyway, since my school worksite is still in the early, non-academic flails of the pre-Carnaval school-year (no schedule, don't know which teachers will actually be working at our school, all pre-Carnaval-planning is put ahead of classes, etc), it's pretty great to be able to say something truly useful and productive happened already this year. Plans in place to continue onward in these broader-outreach pursuits!
ADDENDUM: Jessica's post on our workshop is a really great description of why this all makes me want to dance like Happyfeet (note, not like the local Shakira, because that's impossible for a gringa. We'll stick to Happyfeet-style..) The workshop, see, was kinda a big deal -- we think it says good things not just for us, but for the future work of Peace Corps Colombia. Why?? Check it out! http://colombiajessica.blogspot.com/2013/01/when-things-go-right.html
Meanwhile, in the vein of successes, I made a short video with some of our girls leadership camp for 7th graders myself and two other volunteers held in December of last year, at the end of the school year. It's in Spanish, but the girls are pretty adorable!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDq9PCxsuQo
Here are some pictures of our wonderful workshop participants:
Carnaval is a few weeks away, and we'll see how things go from there. Here's to school starting...slowly...gradually...in the traditional Barranquilla-Barranquilla-coastal way, to savoring Peace Corps successes, and to remembering the positives during the daily slog.
Co-volunteer Jessica and I held the first annual January in-service all-Barranquilla-English-teacher workshop. It was a success! We were teaching methodology: curriculum development, evaluation strategies (rubrics, whaaa?!) and classroom materials.
With 40 spots available, we filled them all. Both days. Teachers who'd had to work in their schools' morning sessions came for the entire afternoon...both days! We had positive feedback, confirmed by very official survey responses. Even more exciting, Jessica and I began enacting our plans to take advantage of our extremely urban site; we put out our citywide year-long outreach plan out for public consumption (traveling Peace Corps TEL workshops sponsored by the Secretary of Education, to complement our all-city Saturday classes), and have already had strong positive responses, including official requests for school visits. Woohoo!
The business cards Jessica and I jointly created are pretty awesome, too. (Who woulda thought I'd be using business cards in the Peace Corps?! Apparently that's not such a strange thing, in the realm of Peace Corps volunteer-ism...but we're still a little slap-happy about them and their effectiveness. Jessica and Emily going "pro" = fun!)
Anyway, since my school worksite is still in the early, non-academic flails of the pre-Carnaval school-year (no schedule, don't know which teachers will actually be working at our school, all pre-Carnaval-planning is put ahead of classes, etc), it's pretty great to be able to say something truly useful and productive happened already this year. Plans in place to continue onward in these broader-outreach pursuits!
ADDENDUM: Jessica's post on our workshop is a really great description of why this all makes me want to dance like Happyfeet (note, not like the local Shakira, because that's impossible for a gringa. We'll stick to Happyfeet-style..) The workshop, see, was kinda a big deal -- we think it says good things not just for us, but for the future work of Peace Corps Colombia. Why?? Check it out! http://colombiajessica.blogspot.com/2013/01/when-things-go-right.html
Meanwhile, in the vein of successes, I made a short video with some of our girls leadership camp for 7th graders myself and two other volunteers held in December of last year, at the end of the school year. It's in Spanish, but the girls are pretty adorable!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDq9PCxsuQo
Here are some pictures of our wonderful workshop participants:
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Jan GoGirl article -
A little of the same as before, but check it out on "Go Girl" !
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2013/01/17/a-trip-home-and-some-thoughts-about-peace-corps-success/
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2013/01/17/a-trip-home-and-some-thoughts-about-peace-corps-success/
Monday, January 14, 2013
And we're off...again!
Sitting in the "audio-visual" room at my school site, watching an animated short of penguins defeating a whale over and over (in the name of teamwork), I knew I was back: in-service 2013. The first day of the rest of my Colombian life as a TEL co-teacher/teacher trainer in Barranquilla. The students don't come until next week, but school has officially begun.
Some things are the same as last year, some things aren't.
A few things that were the same:
Perhaps the biggest, most awesome-est difference between January in-service this year and last year was...I understood what was going on! This time last year, I'd been "speaking" Spanish for just about three months. I could barely understand people when they shot out a string of what seemed like impossibly rapid-fire words at me, usually simply asking me where I was from. This time around, not only could I understand, but I even did some translation for some of the English in the aforementioned teamwork-illustrating videos. I talked to my department, to other teachers, to students, and actually enjoyed myself! (All this a ridiculously huge improvement over last year, where my presence was much more similar to the wanderings of an anxious, though optimistic lost sheep who'd been shepherded into a herd of goats by mistake.)
So I say, yeehaw! (I get to use that because I headed home to Texas to visit family for Christmas...more on that shortly)
Home for the holidays was about the best decision I ever could have made. There are no words for the lovely times I had with my family, and the great life advice they keep on providing me. The too-few days I spent in Madison with friends and teachers...well...if the memories continue to make me smile only a fraction of how they did then and even now, I'll have happiness to last for years.
Looking towards the next 12 months, I finally am experiencing the reality of a second year, of the pressure of time to accomplish if not what I "set out" to accomplish, then what I want to accomplish now--as well as the rewards of a year's worth of experience to build upon. I am so happy to remember fully the wonderful parts of life I'll have closer at hand after service back in the US, but ready, at least, to take on this year!
Some things are the same as last year, some things aren't.
A few things that were the same:
- Everyone was happy and dressed to impress, in 5-inch stilettos and sparkly eye shadow (well, I wasn't, surprise!), making jokes and wishing everyone well.
- I was told I must have eaten lots over Christmas, because I looked nice and fat.
- We had prayer sessions and reflection sessions and avowals that we would improve further on our school's current good standing in the city.
- The air conditioning STILL doesn't work, a product of the fire in our school last April
Things that were different
- We celebrated getting to use classrooms in a nearby church, which will house the primary school this year to help solve our major lack-of-space issue (we were holding classes on Saturdays last year to deal with that...no more!)
- The fan in the teacher's lounge has been completely removed. As in, it was a ceiling fan and we now have...a hole.
- The water fountain doesn't work
- Fans were installed in our school classrooms. Outlets in which to plug in the fans apparently do not come included.
Perhaps the biggest, most awesome-est difference between January in-service this year and last year was...I understood what was going on! This time last year, I'd been "speaking" Spanish for just about three months. I could barely understand people when they shot out a string of what seemed like impossibly rapid-fire words at me, usually simply asking me where I was from. This time around, not only could I understand, but I even did some translation for some of the English in the aforementioned teamwork-illustrating videos. I talked to my department, to other teachers, to students, and actually enjoyed myself! (All this a ridiculously huge improvement over last year, where my presence was much more similar to the wanderings of an anxious, though optimistic lost sheep who'd been shepherded into a herd of goats by mistake.)
So I say, yeehaw! (I get to use that because I headed home to Texas to visit family for Christmas...more on that shortly)
It's exciting to have finally reached this "second year" of service, and actually begin to feel the promised difference (it's a Peace Corps "truth" that the second year is loads better than the first). Work hasn't really begun, but it was plain to see how far I, at least, have come so far. The knowledge I gained last year-- from language skills to cultural information to plain old teaching experience, to relationships with my co-teachers and students was hard-won...and there's nothing like comparing the start of this year to the start of last year for me to see the difference.
I can't say that I made a huge difference in my "official" realm of work last year-- aka at my school site. To be totally honest, I'm not sure I will this year - at least as it relates to my conventional role as a co-teacher. In some ways, it often feels like co-teaching is the least effective thing I do here, in terms of making a sustainable/quantifiable change. I struggled a lot, last year, with coming to terms with this, probably focusing too much on the negative of that fact more than the potential positives.
What co-teaching for a year did for me, however, was to give me necessary experience so that I can now help develop, improve, and change the state of the English programs in Barranquilla with my other projects. In fact, Jessica and I are teaching a workshop on methodology to teachers this coming Wednesday and Thursday, taking advantage of "in-service" time, with the support of the Secretary of Education. We didn't know if anyone would sign up (the first week of school is normally more about socializing than productivity); 30 out of the 40 available spots have already been spoken for.
Even while getting excited about my out-of-school project-related opportunities this year, I'm still allowing myself hope for my "actual" role. From arranging my schedule so it's livable (no more 6am, 2pm, and 6pm classes scattered throughout the day!) to narrowing my scope to so that my work with teachers is more continuous and in-depth, I am finding ways to improve what I do in school, staying sane within and away from it.
It would be ridiculous to think I could have gotten to this almost zen-like (for me) perspective, without the incredible happiness and refreshment that came from visiting the US over Christmas. That, for sure, was something I never thought I'd do. "Waste" time in the US, when I could be traveling the world? Well, living with a host family taught me how dear my own family is. One Christmas away was enough.
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| Family! |
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| Dog and hot chocolate at Devil's Lake... about as perfect a day as I've ever had. Actually. |
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| My bro likes to tell me what to do. Sometimes, on occasion, some of what he says is helpful :D |
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| If bloody marys existed in Colombia, that'd be either the best or worst thing ever. Either way, bacon swizzler sticks, smoked venison and homemade tomato drink = best bloody mary EVER |
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| Friend Nick took hiking at Devil's Lake 'cause he's the absolute best |
Home for the holidays was about the best decision I ever could have made. There are no words for the lovely times I had with my family, and the great life advice they keep on providing me. The too-few days I spent in Madison with friends and teachers...well...if the memories continue to make me smile only a fraction of how they did then and even now, I'll have happiness to last for years.
Looking towards the next 12 months, I finally am experiencing the reality of a second year, of the pressure of time to accomplish if not what I "set out" to accomplish, then what I want to accomplish now--as well as the rewards of a year's worth of experience to build upon. I am so happy to remember fully the wonderful parts of life I'll have closer at hand after service back in the US, but ready, at least, to take on this year!
Sunday, December 9, 2012
A Meaty Confession
I have a confession to make:
I... eat meat.
I can no longer call myself a vegetarian.
Not even by Colombian standards. (Chicken, here, is not considered meat)
There are some who would argue I could never call myself that in the first place, since every month or so, in the US, I had a tendency to nibble on a piece of bacon or two....(apparently the more appropriate term for a person like this is flexitarian, or, "part-time" vegetarian.)
However, at this point, I'd be stretching even the loosest of terms describing non-meat-eaters. Just tonight, I aborted a trip for chocolate ice cream in favor of picking meat off the bones of a chicken portion at my neighboring "broasted chicken", place, Barranquil-pollo.
(The most common form of fast-food chicken is made "broasted" style here, but it's really just butter-brushed whole-chickens roasting on wall-spits. They snip you off parts and you eat it with one one single gloved hand OJ Simpson-style, no utensils required - or supplied).
Um. Yeah. Actually.
The transition back to carnivore has been a gradual thing--as was giving up meat in the first place. I'd only been a full vegetarian for a year or so, prior to the Peace Corps - which came mostly from moving out of my college co-op, Foley House, where we got to eat organic/free-range meat, and then not wanting to pay the money for that quality just for myself. See, I don't have anything against meat itself, I just think the mainstream industry is not only unsustainable, but gross. As is the feel of raw chicken. As is the texture of meat-gristle between one's teeth.
Why cook meat, anyway, when there are delicious, protein-laden things like garbanzos and black beans and greek yogurt to cook in tasty, wonderful dishes like black-bean sweet potato burritos, hummus, curries, veggie burgers...Ya know.
Fast-forward to a week or so ago, when I was spooning up the limp, lard-coated green beans and carrots my well-meaning host family often serves me for a vegetarian-style breakfast (this is relatively lucky, that they'd feed me veggies at all, in Colombian context, but...) That morning, instead of thinking, "ooh, this would be better not fried in butter," or, "ooh, this would be better with some sort of spices," I thought, "Ya know what would make this better? If it were CHICKEN."
A turning point, perhaps?
Here's the thing, though--I'm not the only one. Take, for instance, two of my fave co-vegetarian volunteers from my cohort, Abby and Jessica. These lovely, vegetable obsessed ladies only reluctantly touched chicken upon arrival as well as for most of the past year (we've never had too much of a choice with chicken v. actual vegges).
In the past few weeks, I've seen both of them devour not just chicken, but salty, oily, unidentified "carne." (Meat from a cow. Often hacked into sell-able pieces on bloody stumps along the road. Tends to be salted, boiled, and/or fried into some sort of gristly softened lump served upon a mountain of white rice and potatoes and spaghetti. Sound appetizing? Well...the meat part at least? Actually...sort of.)
And that doesn't even cover Abby's infectious hunt for dried sausage, or our excited consumption of deep-fried hot dog chips that were served as part of our salchipapas...
The other day, Abby and I split some splurge-worthy food in a nice restaurant. Skipping straight past falafel, chicken with peanut satay, and fish fillets, we went straight for the fillet mignon. (a 3 course meal of pumpkin soup, steak, and fruit crisp for 14 bucks, split two ways...a totally non-regrettable splurge...) Anyway, the point is, I wouldn't have ordered a steak at ANY point in my life, let alone in the last few years of edging towards, and becoming a vegetarian.
Even to me, this is a bit astounding.
Things that can't be discounted:
I... eat meat.
I can no longer call myself a vegetarian.
Not even by Colombian standards. (Chicken, here, is not considered meat)
There are some who would argue I could never call myself that in the first place, since every month or so, in the US, I had a tendency to nibble on a piece of bacon or two....(apparently the more appropriate term for a person like this is flexitarian, or, "part-time" vegetarian.)
However, at this point, I'd be stretching even the loosest of terms describing non-meat-eaters. Just tonight, I aborted a trip for chocolate ice cream in favor of picking meat off the bones of a chicken portion at my neighboring "broasted chicken", place, Barranquil-pollo.(The most common form of fast-food chicken is made "broasted" style here, but it's really just butter-brushed whole-chickens roasting on wall-spits. They snip you off parts and you eat it with one one single gloved hand OJ Simpson-style, no utensils required - or supplied).
Um. Yeah. Actually.
The transition back to carnivore has been a gradual thing--as was giving up meat in the first place. I'd only been a full vegetarian for a year or so, prior to the Peace Corps - which came mostly from moving out of my college co-op, Foley House, where we got to eat organic/free-range meat, and then not wanting to pay the money for that quality just for myself. See, I don't have anything against meat itself, I just think the mainstream industry is not only unsustainable, but gross. As is the feel of raw chicken. As is the texture of meat-gristle between one's teeth.
Why cook meat, anyway, when there are delicious, protein-laden things like garbanzos and black beans and greek yogurt to cook in tasty, wonderful dishes like black-bean sweet potato burritos, hummus, curries, veggie burgers...Ya know.
Fast-forward to a week or so ago, when I was spooning up the limp, lard-coated green beans and carrots my well-meaning host family often serves me for a vegetarian-style breakfast (this is relatively lucky, that they'd feed me veggies at all, in Colombian context, but...) That morning, instead of thinking, "ooh, this would be better not fried in butter," or, "ooh, this would be better with some sort of spices," I thought, "Ya know what would make this better? If it were CHICKEN."
A turning point, perhaps?
Here's the thing, though--I'm not the only one. Take, for instance, two of my fave co-vegetarian volunteers from my cohort, Abby and Jessica. These lovely, vegetable obsessed ladies only reluctantly touched chicken upon arrival as well as for most of the past year (we've never had too much of a choice with chicken v. actual vegges).
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| A salchipapa: fried hotdogs and potato fries topped with mayo, lettuce, fried onions, ketchup, pineapple sauce. Yum? |
And that doesn't even cover Abby's infectious hunt for dried sausage, or our excited consumption of deep-fried hot dog chips that were served as part of our salchipapas...
The other day, Abby and I split some splurge-worthy food in a nice restaurant. Skipping straight past falafel, chicken with peanut satay, and fish fillets, we went straight for the fillet mignon. (a 3 course meal of pumpkin soup, steak, and fruit crisp for 14 bucks, split two ways...a totally non-regrettable splurge...) Anyway, the point is, I wouldn't have ordered a steak at ANY point in my life, let alone in the last few years of edging towards, and becoming a vegetarian.
Even to me, this is a bit astounding.
Things that can't be discounted:
- the terribleness of food here (at least meat doesn't taste wrong to be salty, whereas for vegetables, rice, and beans the excessive salt and oil is perhaps not so intuitive).
- the general lack of protein we've experienced for the last year (beans are generally served here as specks among piles of rice...or as tiny portions alongside heaps of rice)
- the inability to store and/or cook my own food on a regular basis
Ultimately, no excuses. I don't LIKE meat...I just, want it. When I eat it, I don't have a craving to eat a box of cereal in one sitting. Lacking other options that have taste, meat makes me feel like I'm eating food. I get antsy going through a day without some sort of meat. Sometimes I settle for a pile of eggs, if I can't do better. Things like chicken-pie, broasted chicken, scrambled eggs, and dried sausage have found their way into my weekly, if not daily diet.
I may have not swung quite as far into the darkside, but, I guess it's not remiss to quote former vegetarian Abby, who at the end of a certain meat-filled dinner, sighed contentedly and said, "Well, the day just isn't complete without eating three different types of meat!"
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Another "thinking about the 1 year mark" sort of post.
This will not be the most original or non-cliched post, so I'll keep it sorta short. Just a cute lil life analogy, in regards to finishing up with year 1 of my service and going through one full school year -
Yesterday, I ran a 10K race in 100+ heat around the streets of Barranquilla. I have maybe run a total of 120 minutes, combined, since almost a year ago, last January. I do aerobics and things in my sweatbox of a room, pretend to play soccer a couple times a month, and walk 5-20 miles a week. Ya know. Something sort of like exercise. Before the race, I didn't think I'd make it running the whole way.
So there we are, standing in this crush of people, pouring sweat and entering dehydration status before we even start to run. But once we started running, I felt comfortable. When I hit the 5k mark, I realized it had only taken me 30 minutes to get there, and I was still going strong.
Then, in kilometer 7, an incredible runners' high hit. I couldn't stop grinning. After a year of not running (city streets, bad schedule, pollution, security issues), there I was, running, not as unprepared as I thought, and super happy to be doing it. Can't even describe how happy I was. Movement! Exercise! I was miserable from the heat and a tad short of breath, but starting to feel like I could do this thing.
This coming week, myself and two other volunteers are running a girls' camp for some of our 7th graders. It's a leadership camp. It will be all in Spanish. I've had some experience doing this sort of work, but never been in charge. A year ago, I couldn't speak Spanish. Now, my Spanish isn't close to perfect, I don't have all the words right at hand for my workshops, but, I can look them up, use them, and execute. Woohoo.
So to come back to the analogy, we'll say that I'm still at the "5k" mark of my service. Which means, ya know, I'm starting to think I can do this. A year in, I'm feeling more comfortable with things...like, Spanish. And being more assertive about my schedule at school, picking counterparts to focus on, and knowing my students. I'm building on this year's momentum with secondary project plans for next year, and getting a handle on what exactly my overall role is (that's for sure a work in progress), but also constructing relevant, informed ideas on how to approach next year, and making my time and role here more productive and efficient.
What I'm saying, is that coming up on next year, I don't think I'm totally prepared. I'm still not a formal teacher, which means I do a lot on the fly without any formal knowledge base to work with. Still don't know exactly what my 2nd year-long goals are, and I know that as always, flexibility and adaptation will be key. But...I've been moving in the heat. Doing some sorts of related activities. I'm at the '5K', with what might turn out to be adequate preparation to finish the race.
I can only hope I'll hit the 7k point soon...not the distance, necessarily, but the crazy awesome runner's high.
My time at the race wasn't great, something like 11 minute miles. AKA, my worst time in any timed distance event ever. But, considering the circumstances, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 'Cause you know what? The race time only matters in context of what I've done in the past, pre-Colombia, rather than in regards to this year.
So I say, context - shmontext... Both for determining what "success" means in terms of the race, and for my service... because, who says that what I'm doing here is anything like what I've ever done before? (establishing a lifestyle where everything builds logically on itself, well, considering that is something else to ponder entirely).
But for now, this is how I know that I'm a real Peace Corps Volunteer...I've become perfectly fine with redefining success!
Yesterday, I ran a 10K race in 100+ heat around the streets of Barranquilla. I have maybe run a total of 120 minutes, combined, since almost a year ago, last January. I do aerobics and things in my sweatbox of a room, pretend to play soccer a couple times a month, and walk 5-20 miles a week. Ya know. Something sort of like exercise. Before the race, I didn't think I'd make it running the whole way.
So there we are, standing in this crush of people, pouring sweat and entering dehydration status before we even start to run. But once we started running, I felt comfortable. When I hit the 5k mark, I realized it had only taken me 30 minutes to get there, and I was still going strong.
Then, in kilometer 7, an incredible runners' high hit. I couldn't stop grinning. After a year of not running (city streets, bad schedule, pollution, security issues), there I was, running, not as unprepared as I thought, and super happy to be doing it. Can't even describe how happy I was. Movement! Exercise! I was miserable from the heat and a tad short of breath, but starting to feel like I could do this thing.
This coming week, myself and two other volunteers are running a girls' camp for some of our 7th graders. It's a leadership camp. It will be all in Spanish. I've had some experience doing this sort of work, but never been in charge. A year ago, I couldn't speak Spanish. Now, my Spanish isn't close to perfect, I don't have all the words right at hand for my workshops, but, I can look them up, use them, and execute. Woohoo.
So to come back to the analogy, we'll say that I'm still at the "5k" mark of my service. Which means, ya know, I'm starting to think I can do this. A year in, I'm feeling more comfortable with things...like, Spanish. And being more assertive about my schedule at school, picking counterparts to focus on, and knowing my students. I'm building on this year's momentum with secondary project plans for next year, and getting a handle on what exactly my overall role is (that's for sure a work in progress), but also constructing relevant, informed ideas on how to approach next year, and making my time and role here more productive and efficient.
What I'm saying, is that coming up on next year, I don't think I'm totally prepared. I'm still not a formal teacher, which means I do a lot on the fly without any formal knowledge base to work with. Still don't know exactly what my 2nd year-long goals are, and I know that as always, flexibility and adaptation will be key. But...I've been moving in the heat. Doing some sorts of related activities. I'm at the '5K', with what might turn out to be adequate preparation to finish the race.
I can only hope I'll hit the 7k point soon...not the distance, necessarily, but the crazy awesome runner's high.
My time at the race wasn't great, something like 11 minute miles. AKA, my worst time in any timed distance event ever. But, considering the circumstances, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 'Cause you know what? The race time only matters in context of what I've done in the past, pre-Colombia, rather than in regards to this year.
So I say, context - shmontext... Both for determining what "success" means in terms of the race, and for my service... because, who says that what I'm doing here is anything like what I've ever done before? (establishing a lifestyle where everything builds logically on itself, well, considering that is something else to ponder entirely).
But for now, this is how I know that I'm a real Peace Corps Volunteer...I've become perfectly fine with redefining success!
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Elections, and a little bit more
Being in a crazy-developed Peace Corps site means getting to follow as much news as I want, hypothetically, given that internet is never too far away.
Of course, that doesn't mean that I don't still exist in a bubble....it's not like the people around me are following US news on a daily basis, usually, and it's harder than imagined to keep a well-rounded view of the world (or not) just by checking out snippets on CNN.
Turns out, in the nobody-around-me-is-talking-about-it vein, the election was something of an exception. It was all over the newspapers and local news--not just the day of, but for weeks leading up to it.
As for day-of, we followed the election on TV and internet, so I knew the minute Obama was declared president from about 4 different news sources...pretty crazy experience.
I wrote about it here:
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2012/11/15/heard-round-the-world/
******
After all the actual election hoopla, its interesting to play the game, "Where was I when..." and remember that 4 years ago, for the 2008 elections, before a crazy thing like heading to Colombia with the Peace Corps was even a thought in my head, I was living on a vegan animal ranch in Arizona, with people who legitimately believed Obama was Muslim.
(For a fun flashback to that life, I kept a bit of a blog http://livestockautumn.blogspot.com/. Here's a fun excerpt, from when I went to a rodeo that fall:
To create a diversion, the announcer started making idle chitchat.
Of course, that doesn't mean that I don't still exist in a bubble....it's not like the people around me are following US news on a daily basis, usually, and it's harder than imagined to keep a well-rounded view of the world (or not) just by checking out snippets on CNN.
Turns out, in the nobody-around-me-is-talking-about-it vein, the election was something of an exception. It was all over the newspapers and local news--not just the day of, but for weeks leading up to it.
As for day-of, we followed the election on TV and internet, so I knew the minute Obama was declared president from about 4 different news sources...pretty crazy experience.
I wrote about it here:
http://www.travelgogirl.com/2012/11/15/heard-round-the-world/
******
After all the actual election hoopla, its interesting to play the game, "Where was I when..." and remember that 4 years ago, for the 2008 elections, before a crazy thing like heading to Colombia with the Peace Corps was even a thought in my head, I was living on a vegan animal ranch in Arizona, with people who legitimately believed Obama was Muslim.
(For a fun flashback to that life, I kept a bit of a blog http://livestockautumn.blogspot.com/. Here's a fun excerpt, from when I went to a rodeo that fall:
To create a diversion, the announcer started making idle chitchat.
“Who’s a Hillary Clinton fan in here?” he asked. There was silence. Not that the crowd was interacting much in general, so we from the ranch just looked at each other and snickered. Then it got serious.
“Who likes Osama’s cousin, Obama?”
Now the crowd started to boo.
“Who likes Osama’s cousin, Obama?”
Now the crowd started to boo.
Umm, what? Did that actually just happen?
And then: “Who likes McCain?”
*Crowd goes wild cheering*
“Yeah! Because who loves freedom?”
*More cheers*
We stood our ground with a few half-hearted boos…but then we sort skipped to raising our eyebrows…because, umm, yikes. Way too many large strong rednecked people that it is really NOT a good idea to piss off…
So I learned--Liberalism off of Circle L Ranch is apparently not something you should promote?
Speaking of flashbacks, what a Thanksgiving THAT was...floods, goats, and Tofurkey...crazytimes)
Well, I got lost a little bit remembering how beautiful it was in Arizona. And other pretty places I've been lucky enough to visit and/or to live.
While I still haven't come around to being happy about city living, Thanksgiving 2012 is coming up, and I have an insane amount of things in my life to be thankful for. Like mobility, and being able to pursue adventure rather than survival.
So, in a purely self-indulgent sequence, some fun and/or pretty pictures:
Closing my really long rambling: You know what's really awesome? I've had the ability to go to lots of places in my life. Mobility. General knowledge from midwest American public schools. The luxury of being able to pursue adventure, and not just survival. I'd like to think I've learned from what I've gotten to do. At the very least, I've gotten some good story-writing material... :)
Maybe this coming year, I'll actually learn to love this city. At least, meanwhile, I've come to love some of the people here, and maybe that's all that matters.
And then: “Who likes McCain?”
*Crowd goes wild cheering*
“Yeah! Because who loves freedom?”
*More cheers*
We stood our ground with a few half-hearted boos…but then we sort skipped to raising our eyebrows…because, umm, yikes. Way too many large strong rednecked people that it is really NOT a good idea to piss off…
So I learned--Liberalism off of Circle L Ranch is apparently not something you should promote?
Speaking of flashbacks, what a Thanksgiving THAT was...floods, goats, and Tofurkey...crazytimes)
Well, I got lost a little bit remembering how beautiful it was in Arizona. And other pretty places I've been lucky enough to visit and/or to live.
While I still haven't come around to being happy about city living, Thanksgiving 2012 is coming up, and I have an insane amount of things in my life to be thankful for. Like mobility, and being able to pursue adventure rather than survival.
So, in a purely self-indulgent sequence, some fun and/or pretty pictures:
| Arizona has the prettiest sunsets in the world. This is from the porch of the ranch house, where I lived and worked. |
| Moon through the tree in the Eastern night sky. |
| No goat should be able to get this big. Also, Carhartts are wonderful things. |
| I really love Arizona. At least, the wild parts of it. |
| Austin is a beautiful city, even if it is a hot one. Still, for living, I'll take middle of nowhere countryside any day. |
| Trees. They are beautiful things. |
| Turns out the New England shore has a gorgeous coast, too. |
| A Ugandan tree. |
| Safari at sunset. |
| Hanover, NH, I miss your falls. |
| I don't even remember where this was. But I'm glad I took the picture. |
| I had the amazing fortune of living in this house for 3 years--Dartmouth's Foley Cooperative. That second-story bay window? That was mine. |
Closing my really long rambling: You know what's really awesome? I've had the ability to go to lots of places in my life. Mobility. General knowledge from midwest American public schools. The luxury of being able to pursue adventure, and not just survival. I'd like to think I've learned from what I've gotten to do. At the very least, I've gotten some good story-writing material... :)
Maybe this coming year, I'll actually learn to love this city. At least, meanwhile, I've come to love some of the people here, and maybe that's all that matters.
Friday, November 2, 2012
Barranquilla Bilingualism Week 2012
Today, Barranquilla's Bilingualism Week comes to a close.
It's my second one, here, although as a trainee my participation in the first one was limited to visiting schools (my native presence a "reward" for English well-done).This time around, as a full-fledged "teacher," I had a bit more of an active role.
The week itself is an interesting concept, designed around promoting bilingualism in the city, bringing teachers together to share best-practices and talking about current successes. On the one hand, it's pretty amazing that the city is organized enough to do this--this year marks the 4th annual. It's also a huge step forward in promoting the network of English teachers that the district so desperately needs.
The problem that I see is that it's mostly about "inspiration," and lacks tangible outcomes. Although teachers shared their successes, there weren't many takeaways for other teachers to use these for their own classrooms. Although the theme was technically tourism and global outreach, as inspired by the US-Colombia Trade Agreement that should bring a great deal of English-speaking business to this city in the next years, including the plan for a huge port to be built to support the trade influx, most presentations did not reflect this.
And, of course, the week was held during a school week. Which meant, while teachers gathered to receive inspiration, the students were left without English class all around the district, in one of the few productive weeks left in the school year (Though classes technically end late November, between end-of-year celebrations, two Monday festivos/days off, finals, reviews, clowns, and elephants, we're just about done with any productive class)
I hope that teachers were able to forge connections with other schools, to make some meaningful relationships, and to receive some of the tools they so desperately need--like, how to make curriculums without textbooks. How to teach English when too many teachers don't actually speak English. How to move forward in schools without resources of even the most basic sort, while meanwhile the district is taking away English teachers from schools and increasing the already high numbers of students per class. I hope that one of these years, things start to add up.
On a super high note, Peace Corps at the least has been establishing one of those free "tools" for teachers as best as possible, including the Saturday classes that Jessica and I, and some of the other volunteers, teach. But hey, I won't bore you with more typed explanation, when you can check out the super-cool video Jessica and I (well, really mostly Jessica) put together to advertise our classes for next year, and talk about our progress!
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=W2HzSIyN42Y&feature=g-u pl
It's my second one, here, although as a trainee my participation in the first one was limited to visiting schools (my native presence a "reward" for English well-done).This time around, as a full-fledged "teacher," I had a bit more of an active role.
The week itself is an interesting concept, designed around promoting bilingualism in the city, bringing teachers together to share best-practices and talking about current successes. On the one hand, it's pretty amazing that the city is organized enough to do this--this year marks the 4th annual. It's also a huge step forward in promoting the network of English teachers that the district so desperately needs.
The problem that I see is that it's mostly about "inspiration," and lacks tangible outcomes. Although teachers shared their successes, there weren't many takeaways for other teachers to use these for their own classrooms. Although the theme was technically tourism and global outreach, as inspired by the US-Colombia Trade Agreement that should bring a great deal of English-speaking business to this city in the next years, including the plan for a huge port to be built to support the trade influx, most presentations did not reflect this.
And, of course, the week was held during a school week. Which meant, while teachers gathered to receive inspiration, the students were left without English class all around the district, in one of the few productive weeks left in the school year (Though classes technically end late November, between end-of-year celebrations, two Monday festivos/days off, finals, reviews, clowns, and elephants, we're just about done with any productive class)
I hope that teachers were able to forge connections with other schools, to make some meaningful relationships, and to receive some of the tools they so desperately need--like, how to make curriculums without textbooks. How to teach English when too many teachers don't actually speak English. How to move forward in schools without resources of even the most basic sort, while meanwhile the district is taking away English teachers from schools and increasing the already high numbers of students per class. I hope that one of these years, things start to add up.
On a super high note, Peace Corps at the least has been establishing one of those free "tools" for teachers as best as possible, including the Saturday classes that Jessica and I, and some of the other volunteers, teach. But hey, I won't bore you with more typed explanation, when you can check out the super-cool video Jessica and I (well, really mostly Jessica) put together to advertise our classes for next year, and talk about our progress!
http://www.youtube.com/
Friday, October 26, 2012
Life: A Colombia Musical
My life is a musical.
There's no getting around it. Life, here, often feels like it's the prelude to STOMP or maybe High School Musical, where at any moment people will break into song and dance and rhythm. This is similar to Jessica's assertion that life is like a telanovela, which I won't dispute. But, there's something about the constant noise and music here that in my mind, has turned life into a musical.
Here's the deal. People here are a lot more comfortable with music than the average gringo. They're good at rhythm the way white people are good at, I dunno, wearing khaki. I really like khaki, so, that's cool by me...but, anyway. A few examples:
People here are not even the slightest bit embarrassed to sing in public. I've been to conferences where the speaker starts her speech up with a few lines from a song, sung full voice over a mic. She's not necessarily great at singing, but the audience drinks it up. Students in class will sing for their classmates without the slightest hint of pena, whereas ask them to read in English and they're cringing like they're the shiest of mice.
At our adult Saturday English classes, sometimes folks arrive early. It's rare, but, it happens. If they happen to be the only student, and we teachers are busy setting up, chances are that within 2 minutes they'll have cranked the music on their phone. 30 seconds after that, they're singing out loud. Silence, you see, is not an option...but rather than make normal conversation, they'll sing!
Then there's the electronics aisles in the almacenes, or supermarkets. There's usually at least one speaker set blaring as loud as possible, which is how potential buyers are convinced they can make enough disturbances on their neighborhood block to vale la pena of throwing down for a new speaker set. Shoppers are usually drawn to this music like moths to a flame. It's not strange to see them salsa-ing around the aisles, just, so happy to have found some music in their otherwise tedious shopping errands. Many times, they'll burst into song as well. (Just like they do in musicals, right? It's like, where'd that come from?!)
And then, to complete the life is like a musical, we have bus rides. I am not, by nature, a heavy purveyor of public transport. I prefer to walk or bike, for miles if necessary...so I don't really remember whether or not public buses in the US play music. Here, of course, that's not an option. Everything from salsa to reggaeton, or, if life is going to be really rough, lugubrious Christian music (it's not the religious notes, but the syrupy, repetitive lyrics that really get me, there) may be blasting from speakers on the city buses. Often times, my fellow travelers just can't help myself—they're tapping the off beats or singing along, making sure that every bus ride is a musical event.
But of course, nothing compares to the traveling band. You know how some Mexican restaurants keep an in-house Mariachi, or, if you're lucky enough to head south to the US border towns, you'll get real ones circulating through the restaurants' openair tables and seranading you with trumpet blasts whether you asked for them to make it impossible to converse or not?
Well, the more Colombian version of these have taken to the streets—in buses. Here, the band members climb aboard a bus with their accordian, drums, and metal rasps and squeeze themselves into the aisle or potentially available seats. Just the other day, I climbed in mid-concert. Sliding myself into the only free seat, which happened to be below the metal rasp player and across from the accordian, I was treated to blasts of vallenato, including complementary head knocks from the rasper on every syncopation, and knee bangs from the accordian whenever he got particularly excited and inflated to full capacity. Needless to say, they weren't that bad, and even managed some exciting harmony. The extra treat came when they started to sing about me.
See, the thing about public buses is that most white people don't ride them. Most white people 'round these parts have money and splurge on taxis, or own cars. So a mona, or monkey/white person, even if of less-than-super-gringo caliber, often attracts attention. Cue my life story being sung into a romance with the accordian player, my every move narrated for the surrounding passengers...
Despite the horrendous ear pain that accompanies accordian blasts in the face, it has to make a person smile. And give up a few pesos for the cause...
Despite the horrendous ear pain that accompanies accordian blasts in the face, it has to make a person smile. And give up a few pesos for the cause...
This plus the facts that my girls at school are always singing and dancing and trying to get me to sing and dance with them, that there's always some sort of a dramatic love story going on somewhere, and that people smile despite the ridiculous things going on—life is a musical, for sure.**
**This is despite the fact that I'm failing as a protagonist, so I've been told, since I'm lacking a novio. BUT WHY??? demand my students on a regular basis. WHY HAVE YOU NO NOVIO? You've had a boyfriend before, right? Right? Oh thank goodness. Was he pretty? Were his eyes like the sky??? Like Justin Beiber's???!!! Well, I tell them, I don't have one right now because I'm waiting for the right man! Which usually gets a, Que bonita! Followed by the top coo's-- AWWWWWWWWW--they squeal. And then...they dance away, singing.
Monday, October 22, 2012
...And a mammogram, as well!
It's not every day you get to see a dentist set up shop in a tiny storage room, psych evaluations in a preschool room, tetanus and yellow fever vaccines in the hallway, blood-sugar tests in a teachers lounge, oh, and, a breast exam station* right beside the psych exam desk.
But, it was that kind of day at school today.
I was sitting in my teacher's lounge in our planning period, and in rolls an authoritative-voiced, polo-shirt-bedecked woman wearing lab gloves. Now, 99%** of all local costeƱos are capable of the sort of authoritative voices after which I've long lusted, so that on its own didn't make me blink, but the gloves did have me do a double take.
Turns out it was a nurse. Setting up shop in our teacher lounge. As she unloaded a needle box, "sterile" gauze, clipboards, and checked her phone (all while wearing the same lab gloves that I knew better to question whether they'd be changed, and what I realized was not an officially-logo'd polo but one that instead read DAYTONA BEACH SURF PARTY), I slowly pieced together the somewhat confusing particles and realized what was about to ensue: a whole set of physical exams and other offerings.
All public school teachers here belong to a union, that among other services (a sort of clubhouse with a restaurant, heavy discounts on cabins at the beach), takes out money from salaries each year and puts it towards preventive health, which comes straight to the school to provide services! We're talking full dental cleanings and exams, breast exams, electronic readings on blood pressure and blood sugar, and all the rest.
I find this highly progressive....if a bit disturbingly and completely less-than-sterile. My kind coteachers kept urging me to get exams done, even when I explained Peace Corps gives us the same services. (Aprovecharla! Es gratis! Importante! Animate!--Take advantage! It's free! Important! Animate yourself/Get moving!)
I couldn't help what wonder this sort of attitude resulted in on the vaccine front--"We have yellowfever vaccines. Have you gotten one in the last ten years?" You could just see everyone thinking...well...I don't want to miss out!
My former healthcare record worker self was cringing to the core..(results were just read out to the participant, not even a stab at documentation!)...but I realize that's not quite where we're at, here.
Although, on a side note, I have heard that Epic, the company where I used to work, did make a sales trip to Bogota...I'd have to assume that doesn't make it to the public health clinics...
Anyway, that was an interesting day. On a sidenote, to appease my coworkers, I got my blood pressure read: I found that even at school I manage to maintain a 100/70 sort of blood pressure. This, my friends, I consider my accomplishment of the week.
*So, there weren't actually mammograms of the x-ray sort, but they kept calling it a mamografia, which technically IS a mammogram...but I guess we were speaking in upgrades, here
** This is completely made up. Therefore, please assume an approximate 5% margin of inaccuracy.
But, it was that kind of day at school today.
I was sitting in my teacher's lounge in our planning period, and in rolls an authoritative-voiced, polo-shirt-bedecked woman wearing lab gloves. Now, 99%** of all local costeƱos are capable of the sort of authoritative voices after which I've long lusted, so that on its own didn't make me blink, but the gloves did have me do a double take.
Turns out it was a nurse. Setting up shop in our teacher lounge. As she unloaded a needle box, "sterile" gauze, clipboards, and checked her phone (all while wearing the same lab gloves that I knew better to question whether they'd be changed, and what I realized was not an officially-logo'd polo but one that instead read DAYTONA BEACH SURF PARTY), I slowly pieced together the somewhat confusing particles and realized what was about to ensue: a whole set of physical exams and other offerings.
All public school teachers here belong to a union, that among other services (a sort of clubhouse with a restaurant, heavy discounts on cabins at the beach), takes out money from salaries each year and puts it towards preventive health, which comes straight to the school to provide services! We're talking full dental cleanings and exams, breast exams, electronic readings on blood pressure and blood sugar, and all the rest.
I find this highly progressive....if a bit disturbingly and completely less-than-sterile. My kind coteachers kept urging me to get exams done, even when I explained Peace Corps gives us the same services. (Aprovecharla! Es gratis! Importante! Animate!--Take advantage! It's free! Important! Animate yourself/Get moving!)
I couldn't help what wonder this sort of attitude resulted in on the vaccine front--"We have yellowfever vaccines. Have you gotten one in the last ten years?" You could just see everyone thinking...well...I don't want to miss out!
My former healthcare record worker self was cringing to the core..(results were just read out to the participant, not even a stab at documentation!)...but I realize that's not quite where we're at, here.
Although, on a side note, I have heard that Epic, the company where I used to work, did make a sales trip to Bogota...I'd have to assume that doesn't make it to the public health clinics...
Anyway, that was an interesting day. On a sidenote, to appease my coworkers, I got my blood pressure read: I found that even at school I manage to maintain a 100/70 sort of blood pressure. This, my friends, I consider my accomplishment of the week.
*So, there weren't actually mammograms of the x-ray sort, but they kept calling it a mamografia, which technically IS a mammogram...but I guess we were speaking in upgrades, here
** This is completely made up. Therefore, please assume an approximate 5% margin of inaccuracy.
Saturday, October 13, 2012
12 months = one year = NOT halfway quite yet.
One year ago today, I arrived in Colombia. Crazy, right? Well, to me it is. All this time thinking about time passing--I can't lie, I pour over my calendar at least three times a week, marking off days and highlighting upcoming events--and bam, a year. Time is just, so, measurable here, between the stark delineation between BC and CC (Before Colombia and Current Colombia), and the knowledge of an expiration date (AC), and plenty of landmarks in between...well, it happens. Thinking about time, I mean. Days and weeks often pass slowly, but months have FLOWN by.
Not a huge accomplishment, in and of itself. Time has passed. Not to mention, the first three months were training, and on top of that, in terms of productivity, this has got to be an occupation with one of the biggest ever learning curves. Also, service is 27 months, so this isn't the halfway point or anything. Still. A year. In Colombia. That's a thing.
Not going to pretend like I know what umm, exactly I'm doing quite yet, but I can at least say I have a better idea. And that things are only going to get better, at least in that respect, from here on out.
So in honor of this not-so-auspicious-but-still-somewhat-noteworthy occasion, I started making a list of things that I no longer find totally strange. Let me tell you, it really takes it out of you when practically every single moment is the craziest thing you've ever seen, so this on its own is going to add up to super amounts of extra energy this coming year. Things becoming normal = adjustment = some sort of personal success, no?
I thought I'd make a small list. Just scant minutes later (seemed like), I'd reached 100. So I left them.
For your entertainment, and in no particular order, here are 100 things that I've come to find normal, or at least a predictable part of life, for the past year in Barranquilla, Colombia.
- Mule carts galloping next to cars
- So. Much. Sweat.
- Bloody Jesus watching over my school hallways
- Speakers that are 5 feet tall blaring salsa in my house
- Hanging out the door of a bus while trying to get somewhere
- Flagging down buses so they'll pause for me with a floppy Hitler salute
- Not using canned tomatoes
- Not using any sort of bullion or stock to cook
- Rice made with oil and salt with grains fried prior to boiling
- Mall food courts being the most productive place in my life to work
- No air conditioning
- People knowing how to dance. Every single one of them.
- People dancing everywhere (Bus. Grocery store. Street corner. School. Clubs. Home. …)
- Carrying an umbrella everywhere
- Using umbrella in the sun as well as the rain. Often in the same day
- Getting called "my queen," "my heaven," "my daughter" on a daily basis by strangers and acquaintances alike
- Getting cat calls even on my frumpiest days
- In terms of frumpy: my best days here were probably my frumpiest in the US
- Wearing sandals every single day
- Buying my fruit off of carts
- Haggling over prices, from taxi to fruit to spices
- Not knowing 1-3/4 of what is said around me
- Getting told blunt, personal observations on a daily basis (your acne is looking suuuper bad today. Is that everywhere on your body? You're getting fat!)
- Lots and lots of touching
- Kissing to say goodbye and hello
- No windows in my room.
- Never being cold
- Spending most of my money on food
- Getting inordinately excited over vegetables
- Getting fed things that are so garlicky they give heartburn (who knew overdosing on garlic was POSSIBLE)
- Heartburn
- Vegetables being called a salad no matter what sorts of vegetables/form they're in
- Beans being called "grains"
- Cilantro being called a vegetable
- Putting cocoa powder in my oatmeal to get my chocolate fix
- Not having an oven
- Getting questioned on whether or not I'm Mormon for wearing skirts
- Having Spanish come to mind instead of English when thinking of synonyms
- Being mistaken routinely for people who look nothing at all like me
- Getting asked if I know famous people on a daily basis
- Getting asked if I'm from Miami on a daily basis
- Getting asked about God on a daily basis (do I believe? What's my church like?)
- Never wearing my hair down
- Soap operas as a daily feature of life
- Not walking alone after 8:30 at night
- Living in a city
- The fact rain paralyzes daily activities
- Masses taking place during school hours regularly. In school.
- Sounds that could be gunshots actually turning out to be gunshots
- Drinking hot chocolate in 100+ degree weather w/o a/c
- Eating soup in 100+ degree weather w/o a/c
- Seeing a flowering plant bloom multiple times a year
- Eating things cooked in butter on a regular basis
- Passing a fried food stand on every corner
- Hour-long bus rides, half of which are standing up in aisles 3-people deep, to get anywhere
- Living with 9 people in a 3 bedroom house
- A parrot as a pet
- 3 chihuahuas
- Feeding house scraps to the pet turtle pack. Or parrot.
- Being able to talk about people behind their backs without them knowing it
- Traffic
- Traffic noise
- Living in a city
- Explaining the difference between real-life US and Hollywood
- Weekly cultural in and outsights
- Carrying hot sauce around with me to ensure life has a touch of flavor
- Carrying toilet paper around with me everywhere
- Throwing toilet paper in a trashcan instead of the toilet
- Cold showers
- Explaining what it means to be a vegetarian
- Eating chicken
- Working, officially, on Saturdays
- Letting someone know every time I leave my house for a night
- Letting someone know I'm alive, officially, once a week
- Being watched. All the time.
- Speaking incorrect English using Spanish structures
- Hearing incorrect English being used by everyone who (thinks they) speak it
- Loudspeakers/speaker towers everywhere
- Public spaces routinely being louder than a crazy punk-rock-dubstep-name-that-concert
- Sweat pouring out of every pore while sitting at the kitchen table, my desk, lying on (note, definitely not "in") my bed
- Speaking a second language. (Not claiming fluency, but, I get around…)
- Being referred to as "La Gringa"
- Playing soccer
- Signing up for a fantasy football league
- No real measurement of success
- Living in the same city for 12 consecutive month/planning to live there 12 more.
- Seeing my parents/US friends only by virtue of Skype (minus the super awesome ones who visit!)
- Having small children around the house
- Watching Will Smith in terrible tv movies, dubbed over in super deep voices
- Sitting in plastic-style beach chairs
- Sitting. A lot.
- Representing the US
- Using hand gestures while speaking--not the unspecified Italian sort, but sort of like sign language
- Having many siblings
- Seeing extended family on a regular basis
- Cooing over babies
- Working as a teacher
- Thinking every day about how I'll make a difference
- Thinking every day about if I've made a difference
- Being in the Peace Corps
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